The Once-Daily Lactose Digestion Solution
Stop timing your lactose pills with every meal. Holy Cow! provides clinically backed support from gas, bloating and discomfort all day long.*
Stop Timing Your Dairy. Do Your Day.
The first once-daily ritual that replaces mealtime enzyme pills. Get 24/7 protection without the pill-bottle panic.
Real Stories. Real Relief.
The Herd Has Spoken.
Join the thousands of former enzyme-poppers who are finally enjoying dairy without the drama, the math, or the bloating.
Stop Playing Catch-Up
Don't chase every meal with a pill. Get ahead of it.
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* Note: Switching from enzymes? Allow a 21-day transition period for your system to adjust to once-daily support.
The 21-Day Protocol
Biology takes time. Unlike chemical pills, we are building a new ecosystem in your gut. Stick with it for 3 weeks to feel the full difference.
Seeding Phase
The bacteria arrive and begin colonization. You likely won't feel different yet, but the abundance levels of B. adolescentis are rising.
Adaptation Phase
Enzyme production ramps up. In clinical trials, this is when gas production significantly drops as the microbes take over lactose digestion.
Full Integration
Your new microbiome is established. Consistency is key here to maintain the colony and keep lactose symptoms away for good.
Frequently Asked Questions
While there is currently no medical 'cure' for lactose intolerance (which is a genetic trait), Holy Cow is designed to act as a functional adaptation. By colonizing your gut with Bifidobacterium adolescentis, we aim to restore your microbiome's ability to produce lactase on its own. This allows many users to digest dairy naturally without needing pills for every meal.
This is a 21-day colonization protocol, not an instant chemical pill. While some users report relief in the first week, clinical data shows that the highest enzyme production and symptom reduction occur after 14 days of consistent daily use. Stick with it to let the colony build.
Most users continue taking one capsule daily to maintain their colony. Because modern diets, stress, and antibiotics can deplete your microbiome, a daily maintenance dose ensures your B. adolescentis levels remain high enough to handle dairy surprises.
We recommend a 'Ramp Up' phase. During the first 7-10 days, continue avoiding large amounts of dairy while the bacteria colonize. By Day 14, you can start reintroducing your favorites (like hard cheeses and yogurt) before moving on to soft cheeses and ice cream.
Our strain is a human-native bacteria found naturally in healthy guts. However, our dosing is currently formulated for adults (ages 12+). We recommend consulting your pediatrician before starting any new supplement for children under 12.
Don't panic! Your colony won't disappear overnight. Just take your normal dose the next morning. If you miss 3+ days, we recommend avoiding heavy dairy for 24 hours after you resume to let the enzyme production ramp back up.
No. Holy Cow is 100% Dairy-Free, Gluten-Free, Soy-Free, and Vegan. We use a lactose-free prebiotic (GOS) derived from plants to feed the bacteria, ensuring it is safe for those with sensitivities.
We offer a 30-Day 'Happy Tummy' Guarantee. If you finish the 21-day protocol and don't feel a difference in your dairy digestion, simply contact us for a full refund. We believe in the science of B. adolescentis, but we know every gut is unique.
30-Day "Happy Tummy" Guarantee